ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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