i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Randomize