I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
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I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
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I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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