U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
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Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
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Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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