I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
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It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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