The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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