You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
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Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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