if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
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These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
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My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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