Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
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I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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