he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
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All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
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If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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