don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
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Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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