The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
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Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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