If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Quick, to the slutcave!
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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