How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
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God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
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2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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