Have you finally orgasmed yet?
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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