Where is the hickey?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
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The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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