All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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