Nicole vs. Life
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
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He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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