It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
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No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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