nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
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i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
that may or may not have been my penis.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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