Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
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I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
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