Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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