Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
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At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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