honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
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Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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