Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
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I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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