tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
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That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
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Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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