Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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