Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
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Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
He better not be in your backpack
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
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The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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