If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
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Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
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I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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