You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
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I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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