Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
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Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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