Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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