yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
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Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
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I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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