how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
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You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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