party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
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Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
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We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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