NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
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Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
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THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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