you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
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Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
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It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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