brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
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I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
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I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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