Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
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I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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