Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
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Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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