Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
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i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
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Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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