Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
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You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
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holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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