I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
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yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Your cock deserves a montage
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Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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