dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
nutella sex= disaster
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
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You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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