I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
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Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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