I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
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Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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