I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
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you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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