I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
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The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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