I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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