I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
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The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
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you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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