You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
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I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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